Nancy Pelosi’s private airline The United States Air Force is at the beck and call of the Speaker of the House, ever at the ready for weekend flights jetting the Queen of Botox, her family and friends anywhere they want to go. She’s notorious for having crews prep planes for flights then canceling at the last minute, all on the taxpayers dime. There are provisions for members on Congress to use military aircraft to visit constituents enacted after 911, Nancy is taking full advantage of that provision. Al qaeda must not be allowed to acquire her secret stash of Botox that she constantly travels with at all cost. The Queens aids have a tendency to get quite testy with the Air Force when they can’t accommodate her with a free ride. Here’s a couple notes sent to the Air Force.
It is my understanding there are NO G5s available for the House during the Memorial Day recess. This is totally unacceptable … The Speaker will want to know where the planes are! This is not good news, and we will have some very disappointed folks, as well as a very upset Speaker!
Below is the Air Force jet she requests almost daily for her family and friends play time. How did you think she got her face to look like that?
Love it DE. Can I steal it? Just too good…Botox Air…
Steal away my friend.
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LOL! Water skiing behind a jet would pretty much permanently eliminate wrinkles, that’s for sure.
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What a freaking outrageous use of taxpayer $. No wonder we’re all in such a hole.
Classic DE….rflmao….
I’ll tell you one thing about the 0-Love-Fest Gang: they’ve taught me that my capacity for outrage is infinite. This has got to be the biggest collection of self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, self-excusing, demanding bullies ever gathered in Wash, DC. Even the Grant administration wasn’t this corrupt. Even Tammany Hall wasn’t this degenerate.
Well said Mary!
She needs a freakin’ Gulfstream G5 ? Jesus!
DOD should have told her sorry, but I think there’s a Cessna available.
BTW: Where Nancy gets her makeup:
http://www.kelcosupply.com/
click on Prep Room and then on cosmetics/brushes.
Fredster that’s harsh, I like it.
And fwiw- I used to laugh at Reagan’s hair color and also Sen Richard Shelby of AL. Someone needs to tell him that that henna color is a dead giveaway.
Oh if only we could botox nancy right back to California…permanently.
No thanks, Betty. We don’t want her here. A black hole 100 light years away would be a more suitable destination for Pelousy. And she can take the rest of the gangsters with her.
dont send her here permanantly- we have too much of her as it is!
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It reminds me of those old National Airline Commercials, “I’m Nancy, fly me!”
LOL dead this is sure a trip… and betty CA don’t want Nancy here permanently…..
Maybe a house in the sky would be good.
Had to visit to say hello Dead ! Is that Nancy hanging on for dear life in that pic LOL
her husband is rich enough to buy her a plane & a pilot. expense justified cause she’s Joe Biden’s stand-in isn’t flying. she ain’t much healthier than he is.
her face is looking deflated lately. looks like a prune sitting next to her boy wonder, Barky. that shit must be rough on the kidneys. perhaps that’s why she looks like she needs to pee all the time with all those twitching movements.
or is that just senility?
Gee, raGing,
Silly me. I thought she was constipated, just like Mrs. 0.
The factor is covering this today on his show on Fox…
nancy’s demand on flights is it over the top.
A must watch I guess..
FREELOADER in the sky is all that comes to mind. Cut the gas I say!
DE, if she can withstand that kind of G-force earmark her for a NASA mission to explore the outer planets where her mind currently resides.
Fredster, the cowboy boots urn is classy.
Mary,
“Even Tammany Hall wasn’t this degenerate.”
0 has redefined the meaning of degenerate although it is not highlighted in his wikipedia.
Hi mcnorman,
I read the other day that the editors at Wikipedia, all volunteers, delete material critical of bozo within 2-3 minutes of its being posted. Thus, any posts regarding his natural born citizen status and eligibility to occupy the White House are totally missing from Wikipedia. Then the person who posted it is banned from adding new posts to Wikipedia for 3 days.
Truth scares the obots into a frenzy. Once again, obotism proves the validity of the designation “Liberal Fascism.”
There are so many things to criticize Pelosi about, it’s a shame to see you stoop to her looks. Women are sick of being criticized for their appearance. And if you think the male politicians out there ahven’t had botox injected, think again! But it’s always the women who get creamed for it.
Sexism lives here.
Hey janis sorry you think I’m a sexist pig after all I’m racist too. We have no problem here making fun of men all the time, take ole horse face John Kerry, or Alfred E. Obama or Fat Toad Barney Frank. BTW there are too many things to criticize Pelosi about. Pelosi has two facial expression, that fake ass full tooth smile and pissed off. It is truly a shame she had to the the first female Speaker of the House.
P.S. Janis,
I suggest his scroll over to the right-hand side of this page and look at the very top picture. Read what it says on the picture. You owe deadenders and his readers an apology for saying sexism lives here.
DE, could you please cover Harry Reid to be fair. he’s so creepy he’s weirding out my 80 yr old mother.
janis, when someone steals your hard earned financial security they deserve all the harsh words you can throw at them. whether male or female, stealing is stealing. mocking Nancy’s vanity is the only way we can get back, outside of voting, which doesn’t count for much anymore. besides, I’m too old to give a shit.
raGing sure I’ll do a piece on Reid if you write a guest post on what’s going on if Florida.
Sexism lives in a lot of places, but deadenders blog is not one of them. Here we consider the outside of a person only if we feel that it mirrors his or her interior. I defy you to say that the Prelosi’s pinched up face does not reflect her warped inner self.
Nancy and friends merit at best, a used Greyhound outfitted with bunks and a giant plastic bucket for the bathroom privileges. Botox party at her expense. Anything more is clearly hypocrisy and abuse of the US government. May 1000 fleas infest their bunks and Botox stash.
Good one, Crier. Especially the part about the fleas.
I think she merits having her face injected with a bacteria that acts like a neurotoxin and causes paralysis………oh wait.
Nevermind.
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Great piece! Love it. Made me laugh…as did many of the comments.
Hahaha! DE! Funny!!
This is definitely an equal-opportunity insulter site……no need to throw the s word around here! Is it not PC to say someone has had just a little too much enhancement? What about Biden’s hair plugs, or Bush’s ears, or Obama’s so-called physique….any number of our gallant politicians physical features we can caricature? I do believe we have had a fair share of both genders represented in our snarkiness, as this is an anti-sexist site. Dig around, janisstrope, read a bit, you might enjoy it.
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