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Captions Please…

July 9, 2009 by deadenders

These photos need some captions.

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on July 9, 2009 at 8:33 pm | Reply Anthony

Pic #1:
(Inside thought balloon) “Hmmmm,,,,, I thought Michelle said they were supposed to be much bigger than that…”

Pic#2:
You don’t really want to know where I can go with that one.
on July 9, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Reply raging

1. I’m not happy to see ya. it’s just my blackberry Sweetie.

2. woooooO ah feeeel gooood, lahk you know that ah shoooud! mama got a brand new BAG!!
Looks like James Brown’s mama on the far right.

omg! Foxnews is playing this commercial!

http://www.chiaobama.com/
on July 9, 2009 at 8:38 pm | Reply deadenders

I was thinking, “Nice Stimulus Package”.
on July 9, 2009 at 9:10 pm | Reply Masha

I don’t know about the captions, but Michelle probably gave him hell when she saw that first picture. Doesn’t he know any better? These are the times that his inexperience shows. Sarkozy is soooo amused!
on July 9, 2009 at 9:49 pm | Reply john (from liberal rapture)

“nice stimulus package” is hilarious!
on July 9, 2009 at 10:08 pm | Reply Mary

Pic 1:

1. “Don’t even think about picking up that quarter. I saw it first.”
2. “Oh, pardon my whistle. From the back I thought you were Larry Sinclair.”
3. “Hey, Mama, where’s your burka?”
Pic 2:

1. The nugly family.
2. Life is 95% heredity.
3. If you want to know what a will look like in 40 years, look at her mother. Or maybe you’d rather not.
- on July 9, 2009 at 10:13 pm | Reply Mary
  
  EDIT:
  
  If you want to know what a woman will look like in 40 years, look at her mother.Or maybe in this case you’d rather not.
  
  “Sufficient unto the day of the evil thereof.”
- on July 10, 2009 at 6:50 am | Reply raging
  
  rrrrrofol
on July 9, 2009 at 10:25 pm | Reply Butters

Wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

That DRAG QUEEN IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on July 10, 2009 at 6:52 am | Reply Betty

MAMA said…” Be yourself MEEEEECHELE.”
on July 10, 2009 at 7:21 am | Reply Ca$h Is King

All I can think of is PIGS….but I don’t want to insult the pigs.
on July 10, 2009 at 8:57 am | Reply raging

#2. “oooh honey, this is where they threw the Christians to the lions. daddy would love this”

o/t
new incandescent bulb that meets 2012 EPA standards. less expensive than CF type. no mercury. will be even more efficient by 2012. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/06/business/energy-environment/06bulbs.html?_r=1
on July 10, 2009 at 10:15 am | Reply Bud White

1. You’re likable enough, Sarky, but that’s what I really like….
- on July 10, 2009 at 11:11 am | Reply deadenders
  
  The only thing that could have made this better is if barry had busted his butt falling down the stairs checking out the 17 yr olds backside.
on July 10, 2009 at 12:04 pm | Reply Nunly

I was thinking, “Nice Stimulus Package”.

ROTFLMAO! That’s a keeper, DE! Thanks!
- on July 10, 2009 at 12:16 pm | Reply deadenders
  
  I like it too Nunly, but it goes against my theory that barry is gay and MEchelle is a transvestite.
on July 10, 2009 at 3:51 pm | Reply Grail Guardian

1. “I just don’t get what you see in that at all, Sarky!”

2. “He was looking at WHAT!?!?!!”
on July 10, 2009 at 3:54 pm | Reply Grail Guardian

1. “I just lost the button off my pants. Too much Wagyu beef…”

2. “Bon JOOOOOUUUURR. Is that right?”
on July 10, 2009 at 4:05 pm | Reply Grail Guardian

1. “Hey, I had a pair of sandals like that once!”

2. “Barak, you get me those shoooooooooooz!”
on July 10, 2009 at 4:14 pm | Reply Grail Guardian

1. “Now let’s see. You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out. You put your left foot in and shake it all about…”

2. Watch me hit Carla Bruni with this loogie”
- on July 10, 2009 at 4:23 pm | Reply deadenders
  
  DING DING DING!!!!!
  
  We have a winner on photo #2. Congratulations Grail, and better luck next time to everyone who played.
on July 10, 2009 at 4:19 pm | Reply Grail Guardian

1. “Now how did Bill say he got Monica to do that again?”

2. “Oh no! We forgot Malia at home!”
on July 10, 2009 at 4:21 pm | Reply Grail Guardian

1. “It’s just a step to the left, and then a step to the right. Let’s do the Time Warp again!”

2. “Toast! Toast!”
- on July 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm | Reply Grail Guardian
  
  2a. “Michelle, stop dressin’ like that damn transvestite!”
on July 10, 2009 at 4:24 pm | Reply Grail Guardian

1. “I wish I could get my ass to look like that for Rahm!”

2. “I told you not to touch Rahm! He’s MIIIIIINE!”
“Michelle, you can do better than either one of those boyz.”
on July 10, 2009 at 4:30 pm | Reply Grail Guardian

1. Obama: “I remember when Michelle’s ass was that small.”
Sarkozy: “You are sooo dead!”

2. MO: “He said WHAT?”
Mama Robinson: ” Girl, I told you he was no good. we don’t even know where he was born!”
Sasha: “Your butt IS getting bigger, Mom.”
on July 10, 2009 at 4:34 pm | Reply Grail Guardian

Thanks for the therapy, Scott. Obviously I needed to get that out of my system!
- on July 10, 2009 at 4:48 pm | Reply deadenders
  
  No problem Grail.
  
  But speaking of big butt. Did you see the photo on HotAir of FCOTUS getting on AF1? MEchelle’s butt is bigger than barry’s.
  - on July 10, 2009 at 5:01 pm | Reply Grail Guardian
    
    No – link pls?
    - on July 10, 2009 at 5:09 pm | Reply deadenders
      
      http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//090710/481/7b658b9b7e314ed1984262cf83884522/
      - on July 10, 2009 at 6:01 pm | Reply Anthony
        
        OMG, that’s scary…..
        
        H-U-G-E ass, she has. Big enough to be its own voting district
        
        on July 10, 2009 at 6:11 pm | Reply deadenders
        
        That would make barry the precinct captain.
on July 10, 2009 at 9:58 pm | Reply Mary

He’s gay. These are just photo ops arranged to make him look straight
on July 10, 2009 at 10:03 pm | Reply socalannie

My son said to say that the best looking face on the page is Zoe.
- on July 10, 2009 at 10:08 pm | Reply deadenders
  
  WOOF!
on July 11, 2009 at 3:40 am | Reply Mary

DE,

people mentioned seeing Zoe’s picture aloft, but I’ve only seen her here in your previous avatar. Where should I be looking?

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