Obama: I Could No More Disown ACORN Than I Could My Own Nuts

Voices are being raised around the country calling for the government to cut it’s ties with the organization ACORN, and for the DOJ to prosecute the organization too.  One thing for sure is that the head honchos need to tell their employees freelancers performance artist to watch FOX news from time to time.  That way the nice folks in the NYC branch would have seen the couple involved in the sting to catch ACORN on national TV showing pimps and hos how to lie to banks and the government to get loans.

“You know, what goes on in the house we don’t care,” one counselor said. “We just help you with the mortgage.”

The ACORN workers were not the slightest bit judgmental or put off by the request for help in getting financing for a brothel.

Counselor Volda Albert freely offered financial advice to the young couple, and held back on giving out any life advice.

“I can’t tell you don’t do it, because you won’t listen to me,” Albert said.

For tax and banking purposes, and to establish a legitimate income and credit history, Giles was told she needed to start saying she was a “freelancer.”

“Don’t say that you’re a prostitute thing or whatever,” she said.

Albert also suggested that Giles open two accounts at separate banks, depositing no more than $500 each a week to ensure few eyebrows are raised.

As for the rest of the money she earned from turning tricks, Albert told her to hide it away.

“When you buy the house with a back yard. You get a tin . . . and bury it down in there, and you put the money right in, and you put grass over it, and you don’t tell a single soul but yourself where it is,” she said.

Albert even had advice on protecting O’Keefe from getting tied by authorities to Giles’ prostitution.

Her illegally obtained revenue could be given to O’Keefe through an intermediary, and then he could use it for a down payment on the house by applying for a “no doc” loan.

I wonder when the next oilsoc “major speech” will be on how racist this is and that the good this organization does like  registering the dead to vote for him, far out weighs the isolated cases of corruption like defrauding the government at every branch in the rotten tree.

O’Keefe, who majored in philosophy at Rutgers University, said he and Giles funded the project themselves. This kind of undercover, guerrilla tactic is the “future of investigative journalism and political activism,” he said.

Inspired by “Rules for Radicals,” Saul Alinsky’s bible for rabble-rousing, more often associated with the left, O’Keefe said he has been targeting and exposing the “absurdities of the enemy by employing their own rules and language.”

“If you can make impossible demands on your enemy, you can destroy them,” he said.

Behold Olberman’s worst people in the world.